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Subject: The Baseball Game - Batter Up!!!

Date: Fri, 12 Oct 2001
From: Richard Hodges

Dear Taliban, Mr. Bin Laden, Mr. Arafat, and Mr. Hussein, et al:

We are pleased to announce that we unequivocally accept your challenge to an old-fashioned game of whoop-ass. Now that we understand the rule that there are no rules, we look forward to playing without them for the first time. Since this game is a winner-take-all, we unfortunately are unable to invite you to join us at the victory celebration. But rest assured that we will toast you -- LITERALLY.

While we will admit that you are off to an impressive lead, it is however now our turn at the plate. By the way, we will be playing on your diamond now... Batter up! Our team line up is as follows:

  1. Manager ~ George W. Bush

    President George W. Bush

  2. Assistant Manager ~ Dick Cheney

    Richard B. Cheney Inside the Vice President's Office

    SecDef Histories - Richard Cheney

  3. Head Coach ~ Colin Powell

    Secretary of State Colin L. Powell

  4. Assistant Coach ~ Donald Rumsfeld

    Secretary of Defense Donald H. Rumsfeld

  5. Starting Pitcher ~ General Tommy Franks

    General TOMMY R. FRANKS, USA, Commander of U.S. Central Command, USCENTCOM And... Presidential Medal of Freedom Recipient

    Statement of General Tommy R. Franks - 01-03-28franks: USCENTCOM

    USCENTCOM : United States Central Command


  6. 1st Base ~ U. S. Marine Corps

    Official Website for the United States Marine Corps

  7. 2nd Base ~ U. S. Navy

    U.S. Navy's Official Web Site Welcome Aboard

  8. 3rd Base ~ U.S. Air Force

    Air Force Link

    United States Air Force Academy Click on USAFA Web Movie - Inspirational! Hear "High Flight"

  9. Shortstop and Clean Up Hitter ~ U. S. Army

    The United States Army Homepage

  10. Outfield ~ Firemen and Policemen

  11. Umpire ~ None Required.

  12. **remember - the manager told you there'll be no discussion; no negotiation!

  13. Pinch hitters as needed ~ U.S. Navy SEALS U.S. Army Green Berets U.S.

  14. Army Rangers U.S. Air Force PJs Delta Force

  15. And, since there are no rules, we've decided to add:

  16. 4th Base ~ United Kingdom

  17. 5th Base ~ Russia

  18. 6th Base ~ China Other Bases (as desired) ~ Pakistan, Japan, Germany,
    France, Spain, Italy "Turkistan and lots of other ...stans" and more. 


Opening Ceremonies:

Vocal 1: Celine Dion ~ The Star Spangled Banner

Vocal 2: Lee Greenwood ~ God Bless the U.S.A.

Vocal 3: Neil Diamond ~ Comin' To America

Vocal 4: Bruce Springstein ~ Born In the U.S.A.

Vocal 5: The Mormon Tabernacle Choir ~ Battle Hymn of the Republic

You may choose whoever you want for your team ... it won't really matter (even if you all shave), our guys are gonna win!!!

On behalf of the 270,000,000 citizens of the United States of America

P.S. May we recommend at this time that you give your soul to Allah;
'cause your ass is ours! Goodbye!

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The Official JEWEL website
From Ray Morris - Hey Mr. Taliban!


God Bless America!

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